Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
Person: Disney is stupid
Person: Disney is only for kids
Person: Disney is gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in...– President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
hyrulian-feminist: toomuchtaylor: middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake. Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.