Regina: Go away. I'm emotional and guilt-ridden.
Jefferson: Sucks. Speaking of your bullshit, rewrite my story. Where's my Grace?
Regina: Emma was supposed to eat the apple. Not Henry. Our deal is null and void.
Jefferson: Fine. Screw you. I'm going to free that chick in the psych ward and let Mr. Gold fuck you up. Adios, bitchacho.
Fifty Shades of Eh: Canadian Erotica →
tehsunshine: justbeenrevoked: He hums a few bars of Nickelback and I’m helpless, trussed up and pressed into his brother’s old futon from university. Christian sighs. “I’m damaged, Ana. You just don’t get it. I was born to a successful pediatrician …” “Well, that doesn’t sound so—” “… in Winnipeg.” “Oh. Oh, Christian. I’m so sorry. My intrepid eyes cast around Christian’s Rec Room of...
Doctor Who returns August 25!
lifewasted: michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. “whats a movie” he probably wouldn’t be into anything that requires him going to a theater
whatihavebenthrew: don’t talk to strangers online because you will fall for them, and the distance will ruin your life
copperbooms: do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary
bloggingetiquette: This is Ashley. Ashley saw a post about a fact that isn’t correct and it slightly offends her. However, she noticed it was by did-yuo-kno, not did-you-kno; she does not write dumbass comments proving did-yuo-kno wrong. Ashley knows did-yuo-kno’s facts are a joke, not a dick, so she doesn’t take it so hard. You go, Ashley! Blogging etiquette. Real simple stuff.
Reblog with your pin-up self! →
gingerslice: ladyatheist: psymonstark: the-milk-eyed-mender: sugar-dollie: STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKES FOREVER hair color is subject to change but yeah Admission time! Honestly, I’m actually a little obsessed with these dollmakers. SO CUTE.
tomlinsmirk: do you ever just listen to yourself and wonder how someone hasn’t punched you in the face yet
ghostbono: psa: you’re totally welcome to explore your sexuality, identity, orientations, etc and you can try something for however long you like until you find what’s comfortable for you and that’s not being “trendy” or “indecisive” it’s just learning about yourself and that’s perfectly fine
Fic: Chalkdust - Chapter 2
rufeepeach: Title: Chalkdust (2/3) Rating: PG-13 Summary: Belle is Bae’s teacher, and Mr Gold develops a crush A/N: This is set in a Storybrooke that really is an entirely normal town: no magic, no Curse, no ftland backstory. ALSO: This is my 400 FOLLOWER THANK YOU fic. So I hope ya’ll enjoy it! Marchie prompted: “Mr. Gold gets lost and won’t ask for directions” ; “An uncomfortable...
ridiculous-romantic: mrpondismypatronus: I’m waiting for the day that I’m in public, and randomly belt out, “When he was a young warthog!” I hear, “WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOG!” sung back at me. That happened to me on a bus. xD
I do not understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be...– George Carlin (via peaceful-wanderer)
The Tune of Bullets- Part 9
bad-faery: Belle stroked her husband’s hair, smiling senselessly down at his boneless form. He was sprawled across her body like a lapcat, looking more relaxed than she’d ever seen him, the ever-present tension in his body having fled like it had never been there at all. In that moment, she half-expected him to start purring, and the mental image made her bite her lip to stifle her giggle. She...
I’ve had these difficulties lately with the press. This guy almost hit me in the...– Alec Baldwin, on public scrutiny. (via nprfreshair) I am completely on Alec Baldwin’s side in this matter. Being a well known performer doesn’t mean that person gives up their basic and fundamental right to be left the fuck alone when they’re not at work. (via wilwheaton)
Eight percent of college men have either attempted or successfully raped. Thirty...– Margo Maine, Ph.D. (Body Wars) There was a time that, as a person of the male persuasion, seeing this quote made me really mad. It made me mad that women would assume that I was a rapist; it made me mad that rape was becoming ‘my problem’; it made me mad because, frankly, I didn’t think it was...
Have you ever read something that killed you...
Like a text message or someone’s status. Everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your whole day.
Force of Instinct- Part 1
bad-faery: Rush has an unusual reaction to a plant found during a mission, and Belle gets to deal with the fallout. Possibly dub-con-y although neither participant is doing it intentionally. “Belle?” Eli’s worried voice took her attention away from the console she’d been working on in Rush’s absence, the doctor having left strict instructions for what she was to do while he was planet-side....
holmestucked: “i cant even xD” is a phase we all went through and if you deny that you are lying
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